Happy ending massage is a service that is available at most massage parlors in Pattaya and involves a bit of fun and relief that is offered towards the end of an oil massage. The happy ending massage incurs a fee paid to the massage girl in addition to the regular oil massage price. Enjoyment and happy ending massage prices vary between different massage parlors in Pattaya, Bangkok and throughout Thailand.
There are different types of massages available in Pattaya. The main types are; foot massage, Thai massage and oil massage. Foot massage has the lowest possibility of finishing with a happy ending. Foot massage is usually performed in a public area of the massage shop. It involves the feet and lower legs and clothes, except for long pants, are not removed. Thai massage involves the whole body head to toe and clothes are worn. Sometimes a shirt is removed for applying heat rub during Thai massage. Thai massage can be performed on a row of mattresses with curtains closed or open for all to see.
Oil Massage is different from foot and Thai massage. Oil massage involves removing all the clothes and lying naked on a mattress, usually in a small booth. Curtains are closed for privacy but it is possible to hear noises from other booths. Sometimes a towel is used to cover the naked body, however most the time there is no towel. The whole body is exposed during an oil massage and it is a relaxing experience. Oil is most appropriate for someone seeking a happy ending massage.
How to get a happy ending
There is very little work and communication required to get a happy ending massage. The happy ending massage is not always successful. But following these simple steps can improve both the likelihood and enjoyment of getting one.
1. Be relaxed and in a good mood before you head out to get an oil massage
2. Approach some girls working at various massage parlors and pick one you like.
3. Ask the price for the oil massage before you go into the massage shop.
It’s best not to mention the happy ending massage or discuss prices until later during the massage. Some girls may be shy to talk about it up front, inflated prices may be quoted and it could affect the entire quality of the massage.
4. Go into the massage room, get naked and lie face down on the bed.
Note the bed is usually a 6 inch hard foam mattress with a bed sheet on it. It will be in a small cubicle partition with a wall or curtain. Some oil massage shops will have a separate bedroom with a full size bed.
5. Oil massage will commence on the back and back of legs.
Some small talk is common during the start of the oil massage. Questions to be expected are; what is your name, how old are you and where you come from. Any answer if fine whether the truth or not.
6. You will be asked to turn over (face up) after about 30 minutes of massaging the back and legs.
7. Oil massage will continue on the front of your legs, chest and thighs.
You may be asked if you want a happy ending massage if your already aroused. Some touching and rubbing may occur at this time is you are not already aroused. At this point the massage is usually up-sold to a happy ending. 3 options are offered and differ mainly on type of happy ending massage desired and its price. It is important to agree on a price before the happy ending massage is started. The payment will only be the cost of the oil massage if an agreement can not be struck. And you can leave with or without paying a tip. If this is the case then both the customer and massage girl have lost an hour or time. The customer will still be horny and may have to invest in another hour and cost of oil massage at a different parlor. The girl will tell all her friends you were stingy and offered small money.
Therefore using a alias is better than your own name and other details. The girl will only be paid a small commission from the massage shop without earning any extra payment from the customer. Therefore the negotiation is a 2-way risk.
1. The girl asks for too much money, no happy ending massage is given and the customer leaves without paying.
2. The customer’s counter offer is too low and it offends the massage girl’s reputation.
How much for happy ending massage
The price of the oil massage is fixed and will cost 200 to 300 Baht per hour. Some oil massage shops may use the whole hour for massaging the body and including the happy ending. Soi Buakhao is good for receiving an oil massage for a full hour. Other massage parlors will give a weak massage and then ask what extra services you want after just 15 minutes. This is very common in Soi Honey. Short massages are far less relaxing and focus as brothels instead of decent massage parlors. The service is quite low, the girls have negative attitudes and the cost is expensive. These brothel fronts are best avoided as they don’t give good value for money and the happy ending massage prices are absurd.
In addition to the 200-300 Baht oil massage price the happy ending massage should cost
Hand tug happy ending price 200 – 300 Baht.
Oral happy ending price 500 Baht.
Full service price range 500 – 1,000 Baht.
Girls will be unimpressed at first. They will complain and make excuses, but the price will come down. The prices will vary greatly. Most happy endings will often be quoted at 1,000 Baht + the cost of the massage. Knowing the correct price is beneficial before entering the negotiation phase. Often the same quality of service is given whether you agree to pay 300 or 1,000 Baht.
Strategy for not overpaying
There is an effective method to reduce the happy ending massage price. Unless you are ignorant and enjoy being ripped off then this is worth some consideration. Ask yourself if you would pay double or triple the price for a beer at 7-11 stores because they decide to exploit the prices. There would be complaints and customers would shop elsewhere. The situation is similar because a massage parlor will find difficult to build reputation whilst deceiving customers. Therefore it is worth practicing the steps below until a good massage parlor is found.
1. Tell what service you want but never make the first offer
2. Stick to your price and be prepared to walk away.
3. Don’t increase your price at the last minute, it will lose its integrity.
Note: If you must have the happy ending massage regardless of price then you have no negotiation power. You should instead consider going to body massage because there is a fixed price. The price is usually 1,700 Baht and includes everything; body massage and short time fun.
Where to find a Happy Ending Massage
Googlemaps co-ordinates (copy and past digits into search bar)
Soi Honey 12.930141, 100.885277
Soi Chaiyapoon 12.928525, 100.886135
Soi 6 Jomtien Beach 12.896329, 100.869851
Soi Buakhao 12.926600, 100.882628 (between Soi Lenkee and South Pattaya Road)
There are massage parlors all over Pattaya and 4 locations above are good places to start.